Tuesday, March 8, 2011

To Many Warning Labels ; Why isn't "Natural Selection" natural, anymore ?!?


The world was a better place before "warning labels", not safer, but better. Stupid people took themselves out, and the gene-pool was a beautiful water-way in the universe, now it's merkier than a New York City sewer backed-up.

How many times a day do you wish that being "stupid" was a Capital Offense? Just go out for a drive, during heavy traffic, and you will start to be a believer !

Now, let's get something straight up front, I am talking about people who refuse to educate themselves or know better but still do something for sake of ego, attitude or their tiny idea of what humor is, while the rest of us wonder, "wow, now I know why tigers eat their young." (Thank you, Rodney Dangerfield) I am NOT referring to people with "learning disabilities" or who just haven't had the chance at education, but people who have had the chance and seemed to ignore it, completely.

There are warning labels on hair dryers about not using them WHILE showering, warning labels against eating the packets of drying agent in products we buy, WHY ? STUPID PEOPLE ! Comedian Bill Engval made a FORTUNE off of this piece of human observence, and he's 100% right !

Man has interfiered for FAR too long with "Natural Selection", it's called "natural" for a damn reason, these people were MEANT to take themselves out of the gene-pool to show the rest of us how NOT to do things, but look at where society is because of it ? Stupidity is glorified all the time, just look at any wil ferrell or jack black movie, talk about stupidity !

We ALL do stupid things, but BEING "stupid" is a completely different thing, doing stupid things helps to teach us what NOT to do, stupid people keep on doing it, we should allow nature to take its course.

The Gods won't tolerate this much longer, "warning labels" are a CLEAR interfierence in the natural order of the universe, and we must stamp out warning labels wherever and whenever we can !

Y'all have a nice day !